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ugly:

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ugly:

im literally so tired I just tried ordering a bagel with “the white stuff” cause I couldn’t think of cream cheese goodbye

I JUST GOT MY BAGEL FOR FREE OMG THE LADY GOES “it’s on me today” IM CRYING THANKS BAGEL LADY

FREE FOOD MAKES ME SO EMOTIONAL

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Reblogged from leopard-cub

leopard-cub:

tumblr literally defies all things i’ve been taught:

  • don’t talk to strangers
  • don’t make friends online
  • don’t do anything stupid

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momateens:

“Beware of Artists” - Actual poster issued by Senator Joseph McCarthy in 1950s, at height of the red scare.

momateens:

“Beware of Artists” - Actual poster issued by Senator Joseph McCarthy in 1950s, at height of the red scare.

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"I don’t have a problem with gay people I just don’t want them throwing it in my face"

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Uh…… you mean like this?

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

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Reblogged from jackthemother

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

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Reblogged from princessstupidmf

br3thart:

princessstupidmf:

Never get mad at someone with anxiety for apologizing a lot. It’s a coping mechanism and yelling only makes it worse. They don’t need tough love or anything like that. Reassurance that they are fine is the most important thing

also i think it’s good to say that we know we’re “annoying” when we do it too. if you’re patient to us right off the bat it’ll make us trust you a lot faster and not need to apologize so often

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Reblogged from littleshadylady

From RuPaul’s Drag Race 6x08 - Untucked

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Reblogged from 420blazethecat

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

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anatoly-vassy:

katsallday:

So I started thinking about Elsa’s hair and

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